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PLEASE NOTE. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS MORE SIMPLE OR OBVIOUS. MY NAME IS JAMIE OLIVER, YES, BUT I AM NOT THE CHEF. HENCE THE NAME OF THIS WEBSITE: JAMIEOLIVERJOURNALIST.COM. I REPEAT, I AM NOT THE CHEF. HIS REAL NAME IS JAMES TREVOR OLIVER ANYWAY, NOT THAT I'M BITTER...
SO I CANNOT HELP YOU WITH YOUR A'LEVELS, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR IDEA FOR A RICE RECIPE, I CANNOT ADVISE YOU ABOUT WHERE TO BUY COATS, AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE AN AMBASSADOR FOR YOUR AFFORDABLE PACKED LUNCHES BUSINESS - ALTHOUGH THE OFFER OF A FREE HOLIDAY WAS TEMPTING.
ALSO, IF ANY OF YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM THE COCKNEY CHEF, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED TO IMPROVE YOUR SPELLING AND PITCHING TECHNIQUES - BECAUSE THEY ARE CURRENTLY WOEFUL. GET A GRIP PEOPLE!
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